Monthly Archives: March 2005

Equation evasion

Apparently, some folks at my company like to reduce all messages to a mathematical equation. Recently, our I.T. department announced its latest reorganization, and included a slide in the announcement that looked something like this: Alignment x Energy x Focus … Continue reading

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He talks to dolphins

My baby son has taken to making weird squeaking noises. We think he’s talking to dolphins, and telling them how they can help the government.

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Empty boxes

Today we celebrated my father’s 74th birthday. What to get such a guy for his birthday? Idea: a set of empty boxes, so he can begin to put away all the crap he’s received over the years. In fact, I … Continue reading

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